Tornado Drill

So, today was filled with bad weather and chaos!  The school's schedule was thrown off and we were under a tornado warning for most of the day.  While I was stuck with my students, I found that they had some very interesting things to say to one another.  Take a look . . .

1. Do you have a bag? No. Well where am I going to put my tooth?  Ooh, it has a piece of meat stuck in it. That's why your breathe smells like mildew.
2. Oh my gosh, we're all going to die!
3. Can lightning go through buildings? 
4. You need lotion on your shirt.  How can your shirt be ashy?
5. You know a smart way to get from building to building when it is lightning?  No, how?  You just wrap a bunch of tires around yourself and waddle to where you need to go.  Lightning can't strike rubber...duh!